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"Sexytime" with Borat

by Borat S.
Tuesday 30 January, 2007

Funny Sex Tips: "Sexytime" with Borat

Cohen aka. "Ali G.""Jagshemash! Hello, my name Borat Sagdiyev, I from Kazakhstan, and I like sex!"

This should be reason enough for all to let Sacha Baron Cohen aka. "Ali G." and "Borat" speak about his favorite topic. When he came to the U.S. to do his movie he first had a few problems. "I initial had my applicate for U.S. visa reject because of a sex crime misunderstanding, but it was clear up once I made clear that the horse was over seven." At the security checkpoint he got scared to death: "I was stop by secret police with guns. They were about to make erotic search on me until I informed them that previous night I had eaten 18 delicious Cinnabons, making my stomach infect, with result my anoos was hang open like mouth of tired dog." Now after amusing a lot people as well as he upset a few with his movie, he made his toplist on how to have a great sexytime. Not only for American men...

Yellow gold hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

Strong Physique: If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.


Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.

Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.

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