Gram's Ponante Dirty Year In Porn Movies!

In 2007, the industry handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters." The year also brought fans to the beaches of Ibiza to bring the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry.

America's beloved porn journalist Gram Ponante takes us through this year's dirty favorites. All of them you´ll find in the great shops of our mall!

"Upload" - Sex Z Pictures

Of all this year's big budget award contenders, "Upload" took the most risks with some intense hardcore scenes and a bleak futureworld storyline that would be right at home on the Sci Fi channel (minus the intense hardcore scenes). We loved Julie Night and Sandra Romain and Kylie Ireland and Hillary Scott in this movie, but it was Eva Angelina who really made us believe a world in which federal employees have sex.

"Ibiza Sex Party 2" - Private

I just flew in from Barcelona and I've paid a little extra for the hooker to smile at me every now and then, for Christ's sake. There's coke on my dick and house music playing - loud, I don't care how much this vacation is going to cost. This is that movie!

"Swallow My Children" - Loaded Digital

Rob Rotten put together a gang of greasers, longhairs, and the homeless and paired them with a really delightful gang of badass punk girls for a blowjob vignette movie that for once features Sasha Grey as a non-mopey teen sans shotgun.