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Davo´s Poems for Prostitutes

by Mickey T.
Thursday 09 August, 2007

Davo´s Poems for Prostitutes

Hot Brazilian Gabriella: 150+Taxi...It´s summertime, you have off, and you´re travelling through the country. What else should you do? Right! Writing some poems for prostitutes from various cities! Well, a few other people may spend the time they have on their holiday hands differently but not Davo! Davo likes porn and poetry, buys himself the company of a prostitute once in a while, and runs a porno site.

So Davo emailed his poems to the prostitutes and checked on the reactions: the replies varied from "You're a poet and I didn't know it! Send me your number.....Lolita" to no reply at all. "These women get lots of e-mails and consider many of the men who write them as timewasters. I guess my poetry often was placed in this category," Davo says. Normally prostitutes prefer to talk to you on the phone and to make the appointment right away. Davo included the original ad the women posted to Craigslist. But he edited away their contact infos and edited the photos:

" Hello all gentleman, my name is gabriela with a warm smile and sexy body tanned skin, that is my genuine pictures, I can be your companhionship at parties, dinner, meetting, or just in your bed for a hot sex. I am high class, elegante and descreet. Please to contact me call me at any time xxxx - xxxxxx
luv and xx Gabriela "

Davo´s email and poem for Gabriella: "Can you please read my poem to you and tell me what you think? When I call you I want you to remember me as the "Poet." Yes, a bit strange I know. But I get my kicks that way. Anyway, here it is:

♥ Saw your ad - My dick told me - Hey, look there dad ♥

♥ Your body is crazy - Probably never been lazy ♥

♥ Is your picture for real - Or is photoshop the deal? ♥

Gabriella replied "Hahahaha, Davo you are really funy, Bt just to tell you show complement in your poem, this is for real because the world now is all fotoshoping, that is our reality now. take care, call me to book I do outcalls only and i charge 150 an hour + taxi"

Her answer confused Davo a bit "Is the photo real? Or is it photoshopped because the world is all "fotoshoping" now?" Other lines for the ladies were...

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