The Horny Babysitter
I had came home from school, dropped my bag in the middle of the floor, and walked into the kitchen to get something to drink. When I opened the door I saw my mom and Pete sitting at the table. They both looked up at me, my mom had a look on her face like she had won the lottery or something, and Pete just smirked. "Hey mom, hey Pete" I said as I opened the refridgerator, not really letting my mom's face affect me. "Hone," my mom said, "Peter and I are gonna go away for the weekend." I stood up fast and bumped my head, forgetting to take my head out of the fridge. It kind of hurt, but the idea of being left alone for an entire weekend kept it from hurting too bad. "Cool," I said as I sipped out of a can of cola. "The babysitter is on her way over" now my mother continued. The cola was spat out of my mouth "BABYSITTER!" I yelled. "I don't need no stinkin' babysitter!"
Pete seemed to find my Old Faithful imitation entertaining and was trying to hold back from laughing, and my mom cleared her throat, "well, I can't just leave you alone for the weekend, there wouldn't be a house to come back to." Suddenly my head started hurting more as I pictured an old woman walking thru the door looking like some old gypsy from a horror movie. I sputtered in protest but before I could get any real words out the doorbell rang. "Oh, that must be her now." my mom said as she stood up to answer it. After she left me in the kitchen still stuttering, Pete stood up and walked over to me, "ah don't worry kid, It'll be fine. I'm sure you don't like the idea of having to be watched, but look at it this way, if you do good this weekend, maybe next time you will be left alone" he said as he patted my shoulder and walked out of the kitchen.
After regaining my self I peeked out of the kitchen door to see who my warden was, and man was I surprised. She stood about 5'9" had long black hair that went to her nicely shaped ass. Her breasts were bigger than my mom's, they looked like they were a C-cup and she had legs that seemed to go on forever. She was wearing a black mini skirt and a white t-shirt that looked like it was two sizes too small. I just stood there in the doorway with my tounge laying on the floor, when my mother introduced me. I couldn't really understand what was being said, I was too much in Ga-ga-land. After snapping out of it and remembering that I wasn't supposed to be happy about this I heard her say "I'm sure the two of us will get along just fine."
My mother looked at me, "well, Jason, aren't you going to help her with her bag? Too eagerly I jumped at the chance, running over to grab her bag, I didn't see Snowy, our cat, in front of me, and I tripped. I fell into her, getting a face full of her cleavage. "Oh my..." was all she said. Pete laughed, and I heard my mother sigh, "I just don't know why your always falling, and bumping your head. I know you get clumsy when your going thru puberty, but you really take the cake."
