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Sex joke «Cowboy Boots»Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Mary?" Mary looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Mary, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Mary looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?" Mary looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why itīs hanging down? Itīs hanging down because itīs looking at my new boots!!! Mary replies, "Should ya bought a hat, Sam... a hat!" Okay you sweet amojoo people!
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