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Sex joke «Carpenters...»Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.
After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition." Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her." "I'll take you." "Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks." "I want you." So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in her butt. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition." Okay you sweet amojoo people!
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capricorn
Cup Size
DDD
Measurements
81-48-81 cm
32-19-32 in.
This is me, guys and girls. I was born in North Hollywood, CA, on December 31 (no shame) in the year 1974, and I keep getting better. I was ra... [read on]
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   Happy Sexy Halloween! Right on time for every Halloween-Party, the porn industry discovered the Horror genre and comes up with "The Taunting." A scary twisted tale of evil and lust...++ more from Sex Movie Tips
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