Canadian Porn Pizza

Who hasn't heard, seen, or joked about the pizza delivery boy who arrives on the scene only to find that his hot and horny customer doesn't have enough money left for her dinner? Everybody knows how that turns out, slap bass and all. Years ago some guys started playing with this turn on and today "Big Sausage Pizza" is all well known!

Now Porno Pizza in Winnipeg, Canada is making hungry Pizza lovers' wet dreams come true. The new pizza restaurant in western Canada delivers erotica with your Pizza

'Porno Pizza' has been doing brisk business since opening last week, satisfying the hungry with racy pictures at the bottom of every pizza box. Pizzeria owner Corey Wildeman says: "They range from softly-lit, lube-on-the-lens pictures, to raunchy, hardcore photos that would make Larry Flint blush. The image is revealed as you eat the pizza."

He says the old but good erotic marketing gimmick has attracted scowls from some observers, hooting and hollering from others and at least one "drive-by flashing" of breasts.

"We live in a society that is so steeped in porn that people have it delivered to the dinner table," Roz Prober of child advocacy group Beyond Borders lamented in the Winnipeg Free Press.

The ex-pizza restaurant employee turned pizza restaurant owner knows all about his demographic, since the idea occurred to him while joking with friends about "pizza delivery guys meet lonely ladies and deliver more than just pizza" porn they'd heard about or seen.

For those expecting the majority of customers to be a bunch of lonely, sad sack single dudes with calluses on their dominant hands, Wildeman points out that between 75 and 80-percent of his customers - are women. Just like in the videos.