Musical condom hitting high notes

Amazing how progress goes on. While the oldest surviving condom in the world dating back to 1640 has gone on display in an Austrian museum now a musical condom was designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax. Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

The condom which is now for sale in Ukraine transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody. He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

The antique reusable condom which was found completely intact in Lund (Sweden) also included an original users' manual suggesting that users immerse the condom in warm milk prior to its use to avoid diseases. It was written in Latin. Hopefully the manual of the new high-tec one is easier to understand... The diclaimer sticker already makes a bit nervous: "Not intended for use in preventing pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Not to be used as a substitute for a condom".