Sex Shop for Christians

Normally amojoo wouldn´t make any jokes about religious matters. Never. But as a matter of fact there is a particular Sex Shop for Christians. Or, more specifically, for Christian marrieds. If you're single, you still shouldn't be using these toys even you have all those fantasies involving pony play and latex?!

Well, no joke! In this Sex Shop are no butt plugs. There are no curvy Pyrex toys and no leather strap-ons and certainly no Jackhammer dildos, and you'll be hard-pressed to find even a decent vibrator or dildo here (and if you do, you'll certainly not see them described with those terms)!

"The twenty-second book of the Bible is Song of Solomon. We believe that God intended that such love, as spoken of in Song of Solomon, be a beautiful and normal part of marital life. Unfortunately this gift from God has been grossly distorted and abused by both ancient and modern people. Book22 is offering quality products to enhance the intimate life of God's children. Our hope is that our products will serve as intimacy enhancers for your marriage. "

Referring to the Bible's chapter, the Song of Solomon, the store's called "Book22." They gently, sweetly carry lubes and ticklers and tiny bullet vibes, rings and massage oils, creams and games and edible body paints. They also carry the Hitachi Magic Wand, God's one true gift to women? Well. Astonishingly they offer condoms, too! Even that doesn´t go along with what the pope says, we really appreciate that!

What's more, when you order, Book22's team of virgin angels will thoughtfully remove any naughty packaging from your products. Or if they can't remove it, they will place stickers over the offending photos of naked moaning people helping you to remain morally clean. May be there are stickers of Mary Magdalene's smiling face to cover.

A little bit disappointing is that Book22 doesn´t offer a real good book, "The Magdalen Manuscript" by Tom Kenyon, exploring the sexual magic of Isis... as well as the fact that the site's design is hovering somewhere around 2001, all blocky graphics and clunky interfaces and sweet, classic, God-fearing HTML. All in all "Book22" is a good idea for all good Christians and it´s alleviative to see that we're all one big sex-happy family without having fears of ending up in eternal hellfire!

Scource: SFgate/M. Morford