by Funk S.
Vulva: Smell me and... com!
Every year the famous erotic fairs come up with something special. You may have thought about this product or dreamt of it, now here: VULVA, the bottled pussy juice for your own personal enjoyment.
Hurray, no need to dive down between a woman's legs and take a big sniff anymore! The scent, unaltered, organic, and completely adult, of a woman's vulva is now available and marketed by the very same name: VULVA Original.
"Buy it, shake it gently, apply the very smallest amount to the back of your hand, and that irresistible smell that excudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies."
As a worldwide exclusive it´s the "precious, vaginal odor filled into a small glass phial." Ok folks, to intensify my fantasies, but what else is it for?! It can be used neither as a fragrance nor it is worn to attract the opposite sex... So the pussy scent sits just there in a bottle for one to sniff now and then? Ok, since it comes in a bottle, you can really enjoy that scent anytime and anywhere!
Right after VULVA´s worldwide market launch people went mad and ordered VULVA Original like crazy! Without really knowing what it´s good for! Congrats, that´s perfect marketing. Part of this success was definitely their creative domain - wordplay: "smellmeand.com" and in German "riechmichund.com" respectively! Seems like it that the VivaEros guys who developed VULVA had lots of fun testing the product... otherwise how could you seriously come up with a warning notice saying: "don´t swallow, don´t insert the product into any orifices of your body..."
We´re curious whether the VULVA pussy scent will be more than just a
funny gag-thing for bachelorette parties in the future. The research and developement for years costs the customer about 20 Euros per 2ml - bottle. Grab yourself Vulva in a bottle and check if the product really does smell like the real thing! In the
amojoo - mall you´ll find also
other aphrodisiacas and arousers, too!
