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Sex joke «Jagd»Sitzen zwei Jäger auf einem Hochsitz. Der eine schaut durchs Fernglas und fragt den Kollegen:
"Sag mal, was würdest Du tun, wenn deine Frau Dich mit 'nem Kerl betrügen würde?"
Darauf der andere:
"Du, das würde die niemals tun!"
Der erste:
"Egal, sag schon was wenn doch?"
"Naja", meint der erste, "ich würd' erst dem Typ sein Wertvollstes wegschießen und dann meiner Frau den Kopf!"
Darauf wieder der mit dem Fernglas:
"Wenn Du dich beeilst, schaffst du beides mit einem Schuß."
Okay you sweet amojoo people!
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  Astrology
capricorn
Cup Size
DDD
Measurements
81-48-81 cm
32-19-32 in.
This is me, guys and girls. I was born in North Hollywood, CA, on December 31 (no shame) in the year 1974, and I keep getting better. I was ra... [read on]
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